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  • Miranda Bryant
    Miranda Bryant

    Here’s an r/cursed comments for you 🛫🛬💥🏢

  • Turbo print3d
    Turbo print3d

    I can tell the difference ... They taste different .

  • DIO (case sensitive)
    DIO (case sensitive)

    having let me out typed in lower-case is much more menacing than caps

  • Carel Widiastara
    Carel Widiastara

    Don't know why, but "basement" joke is mainstream and kinda a jokes killer tho

  • Das Hamster 59
    Das Hamster 59

    You could be the next voice actor for medic from tf2

  • A disappointed kapi
    A disappointed kapi

    I read the UwU part without any mistakes I am officially a furry

  • Goyangi
    Goyangi

    This subreddit should be renamed r/edgelords if there isn’t already one

  • punxoperson
    punxoperson

    4:19 ahhh yesss... Tonights the night.....

  • Angelic_Autumn Gacha Club, Gacha studio and more
    Angelic_Autumn Gacha Club, Gacha studio and more

    Jasper: *Stabs a Living snowman with a knife* Metal Jasper: What are you doing?! Jasper: Stabbing a snowman version of steven Metal Jasper: You still want to kill steven? Jasper: Yeah Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl: What the heck?!

  • The E Guy
    The E Guy

    As a level 1 foreskin (yea that's what its called) I can't relate

  • Charles124
    Charles124

    1:49 after i commit a bunch of war crimes in the middle east

  • Kick Robots In The Balls
    Kick Robots In The Balls

    That person asking about the 0 candle for BD cake: 10, 20, etc: are we a joke to you?

  • apparently bird _
    apparently bird _

    0:42 he or she may just be a kind person we cant always judge by the looks also it's not like you would have a heart attack everytime that walked into you're room

  • Danish mapper
    Danish mapper

    11:32 *laughs in power*

  • gaming badger
    gaming badger

    11:30 shrek how da fuck did donkey fuck the dragon

  • gaming badger
    gaming badger

    5:57 it takes 6'600 volts to kill a elephant this man will be able to survive 66,000 volts

  • Pastels Paradox
    Pastels Paradox

    1:17 Haha funny joke but jsyk Autism Speaks is an awful organization please do NOT support them

  • Nicolas Inguanti
    Nicolas Inguanti

    3:48 *SPOILER ALERT* *Penguin’s theme starts playing*

  • Blackburn Gaming
    Blackburn Gaming

    D-D-D-D-DEPORTED!

  • NEWTON_stUdiOs
    NEWTON_stUdiOs

    [Insert joke about selling organs, murder and kidnapping]

  • Adrian Garcia
    Adrian Garcia

    I wonder if he actually did leave for 10 minutes

  • Muhammad Alfath Abqari Ariady
    Muhammad Alfath Abqari Ariady

    I LOVE HOW I'VE SEEN THE FIRST VIDEO AND COMMENT IN THE VIDEO BEFORE!

  • Sagesoft Mobi
    Sagesoft Mobi

    E

  • Ron Nutting
    Ron Nutting

    1:30 this hurts.

  • Dracones719
    Dracones719

    4:53 Alabama intensifies

  • SkeletonClamp
    SkeletonClamp

    Just gonna say it, the thumbnail is very inaccurate. We actually cut it off and reattach it every time we pee.

  • FutureBerea Alumn
    FutureBerea Alumn

    #ActuallyAutistic person here. The correct answer to “Would you like to donate to Autism Speaks?” is always “No.”

  • Vinylized Toxicity
    Vinylized Toxicity

    You have a voice for the radio, man. Great content!

  • Tobi dk
    Tobi dk

    Mmmm

  • Aeon Nova
    Aeon Nova

    That guy saying that he eats orphans. Was the third worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

  • teo stoika
    teo stoika

    10:31 The FBI agent looking at your meme :

  • TJMc87 TJMC87
    TJMc87 TJMC87

    What kinda piece of shit kills someone & throws away a completely good Rolex, fuckin amateur.

  • Kate Hanami
    Kate Hanami

    6:21 fact of the day, that's called "STP Packer" or "STP FUNNEL" and can be sound easily on amazon (STP is short for Stand To Pee)

  • AnimateAlex
    AnimateAlex

    12:40 go to school an bully the quiet kid, I'm sure you'll be fine

  • S.J. D.R.
    S.J. D.R.

    This is the best subreddit. Change my mind

  • HappyGamer 4ever
    HappyGamer 4ever

    11:53 It basically says "Sorry officer 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘮16 looks like I'm not a law abiding citizen UwU"

  • Grasshopper K
    Grasshopper K

    Some of us uncuts, just go with the cover still on...

    • TheEnderSoldier
      TheEnderSoldier

      This is true

  • Crafttube
    Crafttube

    Anyone selling your soul at 7:17 in the morning?

  • Álvaro Navarro
    Álvaro Navarro

    3:54 Unfortunately there's no such thing as a dead penalty in Spain

  • aberham prado
    aberham prado

    Go to 3:48

  • Just a Yt channel
    Just a Yt channel

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  • phoenixworrior
    phoenixworrior

    7:06 yes Hanz yes I would

  • Wolf NZ Outdoors
    Wolf NZ Outdoors

    13:20 - not only is New Zealand omitted, a large amount of Africa and most of South America are in the Southern Hemisphere, so they should have upside down birds, too... Clearly that joke was created by a flat-earther...

  • Wolf NZ Outdoors
    Wolf NZ Outdoors

    11:45 - yeah, that's like the old joke about this young gold-digger who decides she's going to marry some rich old geezer with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana skin and basically retire at 25 as a rich widow. So she meets this guy who seems to fit her requirements and they get engaged. So she's bragging to her best friend (and bridesmaid) that "the old duffer won't even survive the wedding night, the strain of consummating the wedding will give him a heart attack" and arranged for her best friend to meet her in the hotel lobby on the morning after the wedding night so they could go out and celebrate her status as rich widow. So the wedding happens, the groom and his bride head off to the hotel and the next morning, as arranged, the best friend waits for her friend in the lobby. At around 9, the old guy comes down in the lift with a big grin on his face and a spring in his step and heads off for a walk. About an hour later, when the best friend is really getting worried, the lift doors open and the new bride staggers out, looking dishevelled and haggard, barely able to walk. The best friend says "Oh my god! What happened?" The bride says "when he said he'd been saving up for *years* I thought he meant *money* ..."

  • jerrbear
    jerrbear

    That first one made me laugh so hard I'm beginning to be scared of myself...

  • Galaxy Wolf
    Galaxy Wolf

    0:57 My door is infront of a wall...a small one so that's most of what would be seen soooo

  • Eikka Raudaskoski
    Eikka Raudaskoski

    Nah.

  • Lavendeer 201
    Lavendeer 201

    1:39 uhhh balls can be cute!!!

  • Sam Tollins
    Sam Tollins

    Autism speaks are a torture organization. That was the correct response.

  • CrazyWarriorsCatFan
    CrazyWarriorsCatFan

    ;

  • Samsung virtual assistant
    Samsung virtual assistant

    I’m eating.

  • koboldwizard
    koboldwizard

    ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ ᴉs oqʌᴉonslʎ uoʇ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu

  • Red Psycho
    Red Psycho

    I almost choked on a piece of corn from dinner while watching this cause I was laughing like a donkey

  • Zach Sands
    Zach Sands

    4:19 I'm sorry, Padme, but "I" has already been guessed, so it can't be AIR.

  • Dan Shitposting
    Dan Shitposting

    I am uncut... **cries in uncut**

  • PiGoEn ToAdY
    PiGoEn ToAdY

    I saw the video in the intro and it was awesome

  • Jay Joseph Domingo
    Jay Joseph Domingo

    ?

  • Dylan Jacobi
    Dylan Jacobi

    1:50 not only do seals 🦭 have planking in their DNA.. they also have a better name for it…. Banana pose… genius.

  • just a dude
    just a dude

    Yall peel it back I just let it rip

  • NoGoodNames
    NoGoodNames

    Cursed comments is my favorite

  • Tim Brownlee
    Tim Brownlee

    Ngl "on my fridge" is not where I thought that sentence was going.

  • Aaron Coulter
    Aaron Coulter

    All hale the Onions

  • Rebekah Leonard
    Rebekah Leonard

    12:26 why this sound gud bro

  • Rebekah Leonard
    Rebekah Leonard

    8:51 oddly satisfying scream

  • Pokeface667
    Pokeface667

    holy shit he actually pronounced nein and panzer right i am so proud of my boy

  • •niightxlighty•
    •niightxlighty•

    7:30 My video paused and I thought you actually went away-

  • EagleBafBomb
    EagleBafBomb

    6:43 Why do people call this kebab? 8:04 Also, this meme is dead and not true anymore

  • mohamed zayan
    mohamed zayan

    8:23 Ngl, I love how he sounds a LITTLE bit like Omniman. XD

  • mohamed zayan
    mohamed zayan

    7:50 Toxic Feminist: You can't defeat me. Man: I know, but they can. Onion: *exists*

  • Reza Pinyard
    Reza Pinyard

    Why are the captions in Russian

  • Adrian Åslund
    Adrian Åslund

    Circumcision is not really normal outside of the United States. So its weird to see memes about it.

  • Phil From Riddle School
    Phil From Riddle School

    Eating the mango: D: But also eating the womango and the childgo: :D

  • Luke Davies
    Luke Davies

    Bruh autism speaks is like the peta of autism charities

  • Augustus [Ina's 10th apostle of the twelve]
    Augustus [Ina's 10th apostle of the twelve]

    Autism speaks is a “charity “ that needs to be burned shits wack

  • Katie Bowen
    Katie Bowen

    13:18 wdym new zealand already stopped existing years ago ?? we dont exist pls stop talking about us dont come here we like our economy pls

  • Therm0z
    Therm0z

    2:25 as someone who also had a brain tumor, I did get lots of big brain jokes

  • Risxd07
    Risxd07

    I need a lobotomy after this video

  • Sammi Fawkes
    Sammi Fawkes

    D-d-d-d-deported. I laughed so fucking hard the neighbors woke up and are mad at me lol...whoops.

  • Ghost
    Ghost

    2:14 ey wat dat dawg doin?

  • Zab
    Zab

    11:11 I mean, he somehow had to make you never turn the light on in the car.

  • Mandy B
    Mandy B

    TBH, if you knew anything about "Autism Speaks" as an organisation, you wouldn't give them a cent! They practically torture autistic kids. Watch @iilluminautii (I hope I've spelled that right!); She's done some deep dives into them. I wouldn't let my son with Asperger's anywhere near them. They're disgusting!

  • Shalev Tiram
    Shalev Tiram

    12:26 You made it infinitely better Robin

  • Specialopsdave
    Specialopsdave

    11:54 destroyed me

  • Peanut Brittle
    Peanut Brittle

    "D-D-D-D-Deported" *when I tell you I fell off my bed-*

  • Panzer Vogel
    Panzer Vogel

    Hilf mir Ich habe mir den Kopf gestossen und ich kann nur spreche tippe und schreiben deutsch!!!!! HILF MIR bearbeiten: Scheiße, ich fahre nach Deutschland. Tschüss! 🇩🇪

  • Specialopsdave
    Specialopsdave

    1:20 Anyone with Autism says that Autism Speaks should stop speaking It is the worst perpetuator of the misrepresentation of autism out there

  • Zachary Breeden
    Zachary Breeden

    11:53 reads "sorry officer, (loads m16) looks like im not a law abiding citizen uwu"

  • An@rchy!
    An@rchy!

    OH MY GOD DONT THINK TOO DEEPLY ON THE "Big Meat Bannana"

  • Bespin Gaming
    Bespin Gaming

    That title is- not at all what I do and im concerned- HAHAHA- ha.. haha.. help

  • Loop182
    Loop182

    You can just cover the door knob with a sock

  • Woody . 11 years ago
    Woody . 11 years ago

    The foot operated vacuum also cures depression and all diseases

  • Dracyan25
    Dracyan25

    12:26 u wrong for that one bro I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Aced
    Aced

    I don't really get the fanart but it looks good

  • Captin Phaze_Toast
    Captin Phaze_Toast

    Cool vid

  • Anbu Unit
    Anbu Unit

    No the point of an ambulance is to clean up the body legally

  • Soul-Struck
    Soul-Struck

    5:45 Boggie2988's doppelganger.

  • Super poggies moment
    Super poggies moment

    ты все еще гей

  • Oscar Reyes
    Oscar Reyes

    ................. . ............. . ......................

  • Rex Jolles
    Rex Jolles

    Thank god I'm cercimcized

  • Agent Marks
    Agent Marks

    Nein means no